Get out of the car seat harness without moving the chest buckle;
Extricate himself from overalls without removing his shoes or unfastening any of the straps; and
Unsnap, unzip, and remove his pajamas and pull off his wet pull-up diaper without tearing the tabs. This last one just happened as I went to check on why he was crying instead of napping. Expecting to find him banging his head or something worse, it was all I could do not to fall on the floor laughing at the sight of my butt-naked little boy sitting in his crib crying. Probably because he was cold…well, yeah, and naked too.
I’m thinking maybe I need to hide my car keys.